Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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