i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
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There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
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And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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