don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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