think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
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He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
she pinky promised me she was 18
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
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Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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