There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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