Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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