Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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