Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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