come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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