Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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