I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
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I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
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If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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