Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
she looked like the before picture.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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