why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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