we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
