just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
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Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
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Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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