No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
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