I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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