Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
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Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
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So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Dear god my vagina.
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