just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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