It's like God shit irony all over that family
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
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All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
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So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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