i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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