..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
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Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
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I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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