I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
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so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
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He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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