let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
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