Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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