so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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