Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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