so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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