You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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