Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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