I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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