Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
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We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
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I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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