There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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