I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Ambien. No doubt about it.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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