Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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