Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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