Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
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seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
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I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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