I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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