i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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