In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
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Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
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I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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