my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Randomize
