would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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