It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
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We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
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You need Xanax blowdarts
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
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