and my herpes radar will keep us safe
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
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you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
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He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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