She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
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as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
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you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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