Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
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It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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