There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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