: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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he tried to breastfeed my turtle
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
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While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I have tasted many bathrooms
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