okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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