How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
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