I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
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So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
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He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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