Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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